the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
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It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
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I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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