HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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