My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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