ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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