So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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