He told me they were just razor bumps!
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
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So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
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He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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