I just made out with a guy for $7.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Randomize
