I look better un-naked...
My pussy is not your playground.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
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