She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
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