Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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