Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
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new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
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I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
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Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
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