How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
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after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
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It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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