Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Randomize
