This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
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and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
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but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
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