I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
no. you can't hotbox the world.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
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