me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
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I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
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I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
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