a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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