if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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