Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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