Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
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Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
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GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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