Passed out watching pirates of caribbean with vodka in hand. Woke up to jenna jameson, with vodka gone.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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