i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
is wine microwaveable?
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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