Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
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