well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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