Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
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