She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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