No stitches, just platelets and will power
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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