Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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