Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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