He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
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there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
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I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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