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• (210): View more from Texas

  Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers

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  6 min

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• (917): View more from New York City

  about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well

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• (214): View more from Texas

  I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.

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  this is the second day in a row.

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  Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  hey the jello shots wont freeze

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  How much Everclear did you put in them?

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  uhhh all of it

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  There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.

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• (316): View more from Kansas

  You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT

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