You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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