he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
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I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
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Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
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