Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
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were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
I'm at about main and main street
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Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
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