She said her name was "party"
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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