During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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