whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
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I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
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I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
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