worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
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i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
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I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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