I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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