people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
You need to stop texting me at SEVEN in the morning. It wakes my one night stands up and makes for the awkward talk way too early.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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