That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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