Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
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Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
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Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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