Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
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