When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
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So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
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Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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