Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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