Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
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... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
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FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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