I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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