Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
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