So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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