She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
The feeling are messing with the penis
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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