Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
I'm laying in your front yard are you home
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
She has the best kind of daddy issues
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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