i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
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Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
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For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
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