either way he was missing a nipple.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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