I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
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